Archive for the ‘comical’ Category

The Man Who Burned The Book Recitation At Oxford University Islamic Society

When A Poet of Tipperary Tried to Outdo Al Busiri!

. Once there was a poet Who hailed from Tipperary One day he said: “I know what I’ll do I’ll be the new Busiri! I am going to be the one and only I am going to be a star Muslims from all around will cheer This is the new burda!

The Rise of Trump and Baghdadi

A New Yorker called Donald Trump With Latinos and Muslims, he had the hump! For him all the Latinos were a bunch of druggies And Muslims were a national security worry. He’d flick his quiff and pick and sniff While screaming firebrand speeches The Muslims angered him so much He’d go all pink like peaches!

Raiders of the Lost Ramadan

. “Quickly, Indiana!” Screamed his young sidekick “Grab and bag that Ramadan Before the beasts come quick!”   Indiana held his breath, outstretching his fingers The kufi on his head slipping, sweat beginning to linger That jewel, that priceless treasure stood Tantalizing to his finger tips Shining like an unearthly maid Aromatic as a tulip

Watch Out For The Mozlamics!

. Get indoors! And lock em quick! Watch out for the Mozlamics! . First they’ll wrap yer in a burka! Then they’ll make you eat samosa! Their Sharon Law will make you sick! Watch out for the Mozlamics! .

What Do You Sing With A Drunken Dervish?

  . What do you sing with a drunken dervish? Sing and cry with a drunken dervish? What do you cheer with a drunken dervish? Early in the morning! .

Go Back To Your Own Country!

. I’m a man who was born in England And I was flabbergasted you see When this lady jeered with her terrible sneer: “Go back to your own country!” . I was sitting minding my own business At the back of the number twenty-three And this lady glared like a grizzly bear: “Go back to […]

Coz I Live In A Tough Neighbourhood!

. “We live in a tough neighbourhood.” Benjamin Netanyahu . You think I am some tyrant No, you’ve misunderstood! Coz where I strut, you gotta be a hardnut! I live in a tough neighbourhood! .

The Would-Be Salafi And The Would-Be Sufi

By Novid Shaid, 2011 . Once there were two neighbours who were locked in a rivalry, for one was a would-be Sufi and the other a would-be Salafi. .

When The Goofy Gora Did A Roza In Ramadan

By Novid Shaid, 2011 . When this Goofy Gora did a roza once in Ramadan, He fasted so well, he made us all feel real bad. He took it so seriously that we thought he was mad, this Goofy Gora who did a roza in Ramadan. .