Punish A Muslim: Punish A Kaafir

Punish a Muslim!
Give em all a kick!
Coz we want Britain
To go back to British!
Punish a Muslim!
But wait let’s not hurry…
Leave all of the useful ones
That make us all the curry!

Punish a Muslim!
Boot em in the jacksie!
But mind, leave the working ones
That drive us in the taxis!

Punish a Muslim!
Rip up their hijabs
But leave off all them legends
Who feast us with kebabs!

Punish a Muslim!
Those bloody burka ninjas!
But hang about a tonne of them
Treat us when we’re injured

Punish a Muslim!
Burn up all their books
But keep the ones that teach us
With our Maths and Science books

Punish a Muslim!
Punish just the pervos
Keep the ones who’re good for us
But throw out all the weirdos!

Punish a Muslim!
Punish all the pervos
But careful when you’re doing that
Coz some of us are paedos…

Punish a kaafir!
Punish the infidels!
We are the best, the guided ones
And they’re going to hell!

Punish a kaafir!
And punish the moderates!
Punish all those sell-outs
Who don’t call for khilafat

Punish a kaafir!
Reject all that they teach!
But leave off all the ministers
That give us freedom of speech

Punish a kaafir!
And all their dirty features!
But leave off all the useful ones
The doctors and the teachers

Punish a kaafir!
They’re dirty like their pork!
But don’t punish the workers
Who give us our passports

Punish a Muslim!
Punish the kaafireen!
Don’t punish your ignorance
Nor your hatred so obscene

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About Novid Shaid

I am a Muslim writer and English teacher. I have written poetry, short stories, a play, and I am currently working on a novella. My subject matter and themes are related to Islam, Sufism, politics and also my job as a secondary school teacher. My work is copyrighted and any works published here may not used or copied without my prior consent. You can contact me via the "Contact Me" page, if you wish to use any these writings. I am keen to gain the notice of publishers and if any are interested in my writings, please contact me via the "Contact Me" page. Was salaam, Peace

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