Watch Out For The Mozlamics!

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Get indoors!

And lock em quick!

Watch out for the Mozlamics!

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First they’ll wrap yer in a burka!

Then they’ll make you eat samosa!

Their Sharon Law will make you sick!

Watch out for the Mozlamics!

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They’re engulfing us like a flood!

They’re everywhere, thirsty for blood!

They’re talk of peace is all a trick!

Watch out for the Mozlamics!

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Because of them, they raised the taxes!

Because of them, no one relaxes!

They’ll ban you from going down the flicks!

Watch out for the Mozlamics!

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No more women driving cars!

No more discos or cocktail bars!

There’ll be in a mosque in every Wickes!

Watch out for the Mozlamics!

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They’re waiting around every corner

To throw a burka on your daughters!

They’ll thrash you with their miswak sticks!

Watch out for the Mozlamics!

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If you ever meet one of them,

And you feel a strange sensation,

Don’t you think you’re feeling sick!

You’re becoming a Mozlamic!

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Most of them are from Pakistan!

They’re founding fathers are the Taliban!

Don’t you think I’m hysteric!

Watch out for the Mozlamics!

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So don’t forget to read The Sun,

The Daily Mail, or The Guardian

You’ll learn about their many tricks!

Watch out for the Mozlamics!

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About Novid Shaid

I am a Muslim writer and English teacher. I have written poetry, short stories, a play, and I am currently working on a novella. My subject matter and themes are related to Islam, Sufism, politics and also my job as a secondary school teacher. My work is copyrighted and any works published here may not used or copied without my prior consent. You can contact me via the "Contact Me" page, if you wish to use any these writings. I am keen to gain the notice of publishers and if any are interested in my writings, please contact me via the "Contact Me" page. Was salaam, Peace

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